<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9471347</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:41:44.095-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Who Are the Dream Police?</title><subtitle type='html'>A Storehouse of Mental Irrelevancies and Such.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Johannes de Silentio</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/141/2602/1024/GlenOrGlenda51.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9471347.post-115276295754753204</id><published>2006-07-12T21:31:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2006-07-12T21:55:57.573-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I figured I'd be Scooter...</title><content type='html'>I am by no means offended by being Scooter. I always liked Scooter. I'm just not sure the description actually describes me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="350" align="center" border="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="middle" bg style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blackfont-family:Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif;" &gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Scooter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img height="100" src="http://images.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/scooter.jpg" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.&lt;br /&gt;You're always willing to lend a helping hand.&lt;br /&gt;In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.&lt;br /&gt;"15 seconds to showtime!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/"&gt;The Muppet Personality Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9471347-115276295754753204?l=whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/feeds/115276295754753204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9471347&amp;postID=115276295754753204' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default/115276295754753204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default/115276295754753204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/2006/07/i-figured-id-be-scooter.html' title='I figured I&apos;d be Scooter...'/><author><name>Johannes de Silentio</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/141/2602/1024/GlenOrGlenda51.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9471347.post-115276169428081707</id><published>2006-07-12T21:31:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-07-12T21:34:54.296-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I miss math a little...</title><content type='html'>I just did this 'blogthing' and thought the outcome was pretty dope.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="350" align="center" border="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="middle" bg style="color:#cddeff;"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blackfont-family:Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif;" &gt;&lt;b&gt;You Passed 8th Grade Math&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#ebf2ff"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img height="100" src="http://images.blogthings.com/couldyoupasseighthgrademathquiz/passed.jpg" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupasseighthgrademathquiz/"&gt;Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9471347-115276169428081707?l=whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/feeds/115276169428081707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9471347&amp;postID=115276169428081707' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default/115276169428081707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default/115276169428081707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/2006/07/i-miss-math-little.html' title='I miss math a little...'/><author><name>Johannes de Silentio</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/141/2602/1024/GlenOrGlenda51.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9471347.post-115169896261532260</id><published>2006-06-30T14:17:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-06-30T14:22:42.646-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Me? A Parrot?</title><content type='html'>&lt;table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="350" align="center" border="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="middle" bg style="color:#999999;"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blackfont-family:Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif;" &gt;&lt;b&gt;You Were a Parrot&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#cccccc"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img height="100" src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatanimalwereyouinapastlifequiz/parrot.jpg" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are a master of language, and you use your wit to mock and tease others.&lt;br /&gt;But you are also wise, and you often think carefully before you speak.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatanimalwereyouinapastlifequiz/"&gt;What Animal Were You In a Past Life?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;I'm not gonna lie, I do like the outcome of this and feel as though it could possibly be true. It's funny, though, because it could describe me to a 't' and alternately could be completely negated by my inability to speak properly. It depends on who you are as to whether or not you agree with this...I have clearly given this too much thought.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9471347-115169896261532260?l=whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/feeds/115169896261532260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9471347&amp;postID=115169896261532260' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default/115169896261532260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default/115169896261532260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/2006/06/me-parrot.html' title='Me? A Parrot?'/><author><name>Johannes de Silentio</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/141/2602/1024/GlenOrGlenda51.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9471347.post-114691981875826011</id><published>2006-05-06T06:23:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-05-06T06:50:26.290-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Europe?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;I occasionally have to remind myself to exhale. I can't tell if this is anticipatory excitement or a case of low-level apoplexy. I am so tired and therefore can't sleep. I was in bed by midnite...saw two...saw four...woke up at five, and haven't fallen back asleep yet. It is now six thirty. I feel like a piece of glass...emotionally. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;...........................................................&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;I'm now eating cereal, thinking that perhaps I'm hungry and have simply lost the ability to tell. I'm not enjoying the experience really. I officially feel like I'm leaving now. I realize it's not for a long time, but it is the longest time I will have been (future perfect form of 'to be') outside of the Saskatoon/Outlook loop, let alone Canada. Oh great...heartburn. Cheerio's apparently don't agree with my digestive system. Isn't that symbolic...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;...........................................................&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;Now that I have milk in my system, I'm going to crawl back onto my bed and hopefully fall asleep. If not, I'll probably return and write more. I have to get used to doing this, as it will be a way of conveying my life's events in other countries. My jaw hurts, and I just had to remind myself to exhale again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9471347-114691981875826011?l=whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/feeds/114691981875826011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9471347&amp;postID=114691981875826011' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default/114691981875826011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9471347/posts/default/114691981875826011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whoarethedreampolice.blogspot.com/2006/05/europe.html' title='Europe?'/><author><name>Johannes de Silentio</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/141/2602/1024/GlenOrGlenda51.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
